Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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