Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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