I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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