I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?