so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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