I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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