Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
its liver damage thursday
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