it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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