Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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