i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i would punch a child for taco bell
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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