i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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