So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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