Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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