this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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