We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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