Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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