thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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