Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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