When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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