On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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