: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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