singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!