JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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