i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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