i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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