i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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