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he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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