As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie