it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner