I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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