Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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