Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you never un-have a 4some
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji