How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy