do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!