She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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