Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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