i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat