I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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