He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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