My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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