ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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