Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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