FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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