Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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