There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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