I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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