You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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