I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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