One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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