Nicole vs. Life
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She bit a glass in half.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
They have beer where we have blood.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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