id be glad to
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.