There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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